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Pronounced as "goon-tow-bu" (noun).
Etymology: Vulgar Hokkien, usually used by some wako kia (people belonging to the lame bloodline)
1 : hand clenched with the fingers doubled into the palm and the thumb doubled inward across the fingers - fist
Usage:
1. His guntaobu was so hard it smashed the enemy's skull
2. Want to eat my guntaobu anot? (Used by typical cannot-make-it singaporean ah bengs, meaning daring a fight)
Jul 19

Pui Chao Nuar (x10)

today, someone actually called my starhub phone (used by my fren) and ordered me to go down for an investigation on a theft case. I was rather shocked, angry, and amused at the same time. He actually told me that I'm a suspect for the theft case. Well done, can't he do better?
Nevertheless, I guess I would have to obey the 'law' and waste a few hours of my time being probed. Anyway, this is not the first time, have went to Jur0ng Headquarters and C@ntonment before. The usual stuff: asking me why the culprit uses my identification and how I am related to him. But how the hell would I know? I guess they just needed some more words to their reports so that they can close their cases.
Anyway, I would like to 'thank' the person who got me into this fun. I should be an important person in his life. I usually would wonder what I have done to deserve this. But this time rather, I'm more concerned on whether there would be a 5th time. There must be some solution to stop me going to these places so many times to voice my innocence. I have in fact thought of one. Would propose to them that I create a database of people who frequent polic3 5tations. The fields would be: Case No, Name of victim, Name of person who sabo him, Reason for sabotage. With these, I might not need to go down for all these talks so frequent.
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  1. Anonymous on July 24, 2007 4:29 pm

    next time when u pui chao nuar x 10 again, pls look out for ants.. in case some got drowned by ur chao nuar..

     
  2. Fen on July 24, 2007 11:09 pm

    okay i will make sure i look on the floor for ants before i pui. But you might never know, chao nuar might be their favourite drink~ :D

     


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