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Pronounced as "goon-tow-bu" (noun).
Etymology: Vulgar Hokkien, usually used by some wako kia (people belonging to the lame bloodline)
1 : hand clenched with the fingers doubled into the palm and the thumb doubled inward across the fingers - fist
Usage:
1. His guntaobu was so hard it smashed the enemy's skull
2. Want to eat my guntaobu anot? (Used by typical cannot-make-it singaporean ah bengs, meaning daring a fight)
Jul 19

Pui Chao Nuar (x10)

today, someone actually called my starhub phone (used by my fren) and ordered me to go down for an investigation on a theft case. I was rather shocked, angry, and amused at the same time. He actually told me that I'm a suspect for the theft case. Well done, can't he do better?
Nevertheless, I guess I would have to obey the 'law' and waste a few hours of my time being probed. Anyway, this is not the first time, have went to Jur0ng Headquarters and C@ntonment before. The usual stuff: asking me why the culprit uses my identification and how I am related to him. But how the hell would I know? I guess they just needed some more words to their reports so that they can close their cases.
Anyway, I would like to 'thank' the person who got me into this fun. I should be an important person in his life. I usually would wonder what I have done to deserve this. But this time rather, I'm more concerned on whether there would be a 5th time. There must be some solution to stop me going to these places so many times to voice my innocence. I have in fact thought of one. Would propose to them that I create a database of people who frequent polic3 5tations. The fields would be: Case No, Name of victim, Name of person who sabo him, Reason for sabotage. With these, I might not need to go down for all these talks so frequent.
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Jul 09

We are Animals

Okay, the reason why I started this post is because I sensed myself going to a period where I can really rest. Away from all the planning, executing, mentoring, reporting, and the other usual stuff I'm facing everyday...

We are supposed to talk about animals right? Right. Today, had the time to watch the news and happened to catch one which talks about a fish being fried. Actually being fried is normal, but it is being FRIED alive!~

Wait, now somebody might think: Ain't all fish being FRIED alive? Sadly, this has been happening in so many places that people did not realise that fish are actually killed before being FRIED. But the bloody problem now is..

THIS FISH IS BEING FRIED ON THE BODY, BUT THE HEAD IS NOT. THE FRYER INTENTIONALLY KEPT THE FISH HEAD AWAY FROM THE FRYING OIL SO THAT WHEN SERVED, THE FISH WILL BE BODY FRIED AND HEAD ALIVE.

WTH!~!~!~~ #@%&*(*% I felt an adrenalin rush when I saw the pathetic fish head on the food table with the mouth still gasping for the last few breath of life. The fish must be thinking: This is a total insult to my life. Fry my body and watch my being tortured expression makes eating me tastier? Fuck off!~

Actually my blog is supposed to be a healthy one (no vulgarities), but sometimes I couldn't help it. Looking at mankind now, I wonder why there is such a word 'mankind' to describe us. Maybe 'manevil' should pop up in our dictionaries soon to give the animals back some justice done to them. The monkey head cuisine is already gross, and now comes the treatment for fish.

The worse is when people ask me "Since you are vegetarian, can you eat fish?". That is how ironic it can be, given the education we had. In fact, we do not even need education to tell us that a fish is an animal. Watch it flap it's gills and swim around, does it look like a electronic toy to you?

Hopefully people will start to notice that animals who do not shout and scream when their lives are threatened are still considered animals.

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Okay now fish aside. I got an sms from fren. It says," Guys, I've got a golden retriever who had been abandoned for a week. SPCA will take but will put him to sleep if no one claims him for a week. Anybody would like to bring him home?"

You can blame me for being ignorant, but I only knew a golden retreiver is a dog about a month ago when I saw one in a pet shop. And a golden retriever is really adorable.

So guys, if you are interested, can sms 91505760 or email guntaobu@yahoo.com
Thanks!~
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Jul 02

Death note - The end

Death note anime is finally over. After 37 episodes of non-stop mind games, this classic story of a notebook by a Shinigami dropped onto earth just to kill some boredom ends the beautiful way, as expected.
It's just like playing chess, if you are not able to predict the next move by the opponent, you will end up being screwed. And that is what happens to all the lives manipulated by KIRA. L is being killed in a rather unfair way, because a Shinigami is not supposed to help the death note holder. But this time it does.
Near and Mello comes into the scene but really doesn't make that much an impact as L, although in the end they triumph with their powers combined.
Having mixed feelings here. A bit sad because I cannot anticipate anymore what is going to happen. A bit relieved because there are absolutely no fillers for Death Note. That's how an anime should be. Or it might spoil the rhythm of the story.

Okay, I'm going to grab the last episode of the manga just to catch a glimpse how different it was from the anime.
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