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Pronounced as "goon-tow-bu" (noun).
Etymology: Vulgar Hokkien, usually used by some wako kia (people belonging to the lame bloodline)
1 : hand clenched with the fingers doubled into the palm and the thumb doubled inward across the fingers - fist
Usage:
1. His guntaobu was so hard it smashed the enemy's skull
2. Want to eat my guntaobu anot? (Used by typical cannot-make-it singaporean ah bengs, meaning daring a fight)

Maths Question

Who knows how to solve this question?

Solve the equation 3sin2x + cos(square)2x = 0 where 0 <> 2pie.
(7 marks)

Reply by Tues (29/05/07) and you will get a free ice cream treat.
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18 points

Yes.. 18 points. What a luck!~ Thanks to all the people who encouraged me and gave me guidance. Also, thanks to all the road drivers who steer away from me so I could catch a glimpse of hope when I head back to BBDC.

At first, I was thinking having to pool out a sum of money again for those usual practical lessons after my test. Because I was worst during the pre-circuit lessons. My instructor was yelling at such high frequency that the rest of the trainees seemed to be stunned in their vehicles when waiting for their turns behind me. Hit a few kerbs and was further demoralised and as the clock ticked away to 9am, I was trying hard to convince myself that the instructor was using reverse phychology on me.

And so I walked up to the room to select my test route. A girl was there explaining why she did so badly on the road during the TP. "Oh, I don't know why the person turn back and walk on the pedestrian crossing. Oh, because there was a car in front of me and I can't see the road well. Oh, because the car brake was rather poor.", she countered the tester time and again. I was just beside her and I would definitely fail her even if she was good. Yah blame the car some more. Yes, the tester finally told her," You go back and book more practical lessons."

Then was my turn to pick a test route. Wow, I managed to pick one easy one. Turn one round to Teck Whye, make the standard U-turn at the main road, and back to BBDC. I've been practising that almost every lesson~. The test coordinator told us to treat this as another practical lesson. And this advice really helped.

Circuit Test: Was doing well and really liked the moment. Because usually when I drive, my instructor would be giving me instructions all the way. And now, I'm by myself. But nearly suicided at the reverse parking. Failed to turn in the parking lot the first time, and was really surprised why I missed the marking. Tried another time, failed. Kerb was just behind me. Did another time and I managed to squeeze the lot. Phew.. I knew the tester was thinking," Next better player, hit the kerb man.." The rest of the obstacles were quite smooth and I realised alot of vehicles were very courteous to me, due to the double L plate I'm having.

Road Test: When I got on the road, I was really delighted as I knew my circuit really sucked. It was 9.30am and there wasn't many cars out there. Wow, I could change lane easily unlike my usual practical lessons at night, where my changing lane would definitely result in a reprimand from the instructor. It was really smooth and I never realised I was having a test until some of my secondary sch juniors were crossing the traffic lights and were looking and pointing at me as if I was some vegetable in a car. Maybe it's the double L plate again.

Evaluation: Tester ticked a few more errors in the evaluation form and said,"Vertical parking very poor. First time TP?". "Yes". "You got to improve in your driving." I was handed the form and first thing I saw was the 18 points. Double checked and it was actually a pass. I was going to ask him to do a 'real' evaluation on me, but upon seeing the results I was telling myself better not. In case he said, "Oh forgot to deduct 2 more points." then I would definitely would sign up as a japanese kamikaze aviator for my next job. 10 points deducted from parking. As I awaited for the video clip on accidents, realised more girls than guys (I'm not being sexist, this is statistics) actually passed.

Yes. I'm rather more relieved than ecstatic. No more tiring night driving lessons after work. No more money gone on practicals. And no more mental stress. But comes more responsibility. And during the first day I got my temp licence, I lost it. Champion. Got to wait for the real one.
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Odds for Driving Test

Hi guys,

Welcome to the GUNTAOBU BOOKIE ONLINE. This is to bet whether Zheng Jian Teh can make it for his driving test.


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2nd time pass pay 1/20
3rd time pass pay 1/15
Will fail for > 5 times pay 1/300

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For every TP Odds
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Hit Kerb pay 1/3
Crash into Traffic Light pay 1/1000
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Bintan Lagoon (special)

Let's enjoy some more pictures.. Don't drool k..













Now.. for some lame photos!~ Hoho..









Thats ALL Folks!~ !~




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Bintan Lagoon

Oh it's been a week since I went to Bintan Lagoon, can say it was a relaxing trip despite the 1 night stay. And the best thing about there has to be.. the beach!!~ The sand is so fine and the beach so long.. You just feel that all the worries you have been swept away by the tides and sea breeze.







And at different time of the day, you can actually experience different settings of the scenery. We went there in the evening, we thought the purple clouding looks nice enough, but the next day, we realised the morning sea is more beautiful. Tried our luck at noon time, and the sea was really blue by that time.




And long time never sat on a ferry, the comfortable sailing really makes one sleepy. Haha, it took pretty long (55min) to get to Bintan or back. A pity the ferry does not allow us to go to the top deck for a feel of the sea ;@




Hmm as for the room, it can't be a 5-star. Maybe the bed sheet spoiled the mood with it's usual style where you can find in chalets. But wait, we are not staying in a hotel, it's supposed to be a resort. So why complain? I feel more and more singaporean!~ Below is the most decent photo that Huiya took in the room. (Well girls just like to take pictures of themselves only)




Last but not least, the night life of Bintan. We took a mini-bus on a 30 min trip to Pasar Oleh Oleh. A supposedly famous pasar malam plus hawker food. But when we reached, realised that it was like a deserted pasar malam. Hardly any tourist go there. Maybe the timing we went wasn't right. Or maybe we were too used to the Singapore pasar malan where people stroll around like suakus. The food there was nice though, as we ordered a fried rice and a vegetable soup and it felt heavenly waiting kampong food.




$150++ per person. Can say not bad for a beach holiday. But if you want to play sea sports, better get an extra night. If not, snowball your money for a better place like Langkawi.
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1 more month to TP

Hmmm... seldom got the time to update blog. The work has really shagged me out. But I have started to tell myself, no point struggling so hard for a sinking Titanic. Just enjoy the sink. Haha.

1 more month to traffic police test. How? Just learnt parking recently, only knows how to do a left reverse park. Of course, I don't really expect myself to pass on the first time. But the way I spend on driving lesson has become the best motivation for me to do so.

Thanks that my bro has a van. Can sometimes try to get the feel of driving. But it's kinda of different driving a van and a car. Although, it's still pretty exciting when you can drive a vehicle even without a licence. Haha. Dun sabo ok.

But in the end, driving is just about practicals. You learn it long and definitely, anyone can get used to it. The worrying part is the danger on the road. Got a friend who just met with an accident, but he seemed okay and should be recovering soon. That should be another reminder to drive carefully at all times.

Okay time to stop nagging. Anyway, anyone got any good books or information on backpacking overseas? Say Vietnam, Laoz, or some neighbourhood countries. Let me know k. And also how to find budget air flights? Let me know k. And also anywhere interesting in those places? Let me know k. And also how to find cheap lodgings? Let me know k.

Signing off, still got to catch up with my last Saturday Straits Times, my cchess, and my sleep of coz
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April Fool's

Girl, time really flies. It's been 4 years! Thanks for accompanying me all the while, really appreciate the gift you made for me. Hoho:>


Luckily, I managed to come out with a gift for you too.

Nice to know that someone is walking the same path as me all along.

But most importantly, let's must work hard for our future!~

{{{がんばっていきまっしょい}}}



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